Skip the walk of shame. Sling it.
By 2 PM in July the payload is basically a hockey puck. Range increases 60%. Nature's engineering.
Built-in windsock (a small flag). Wait for it to droop, then commit. Do NOT fire toward the Bellagio fountains.
Every clean launch into the bin plays a slot-machine ding-ding-ding. Neighbors will assume you're winning at something.
Rhinestone-look handle. Thank you, thank you very much, the yard is clean.
Chihuahua pellets to Great Dane monuments. Adjustable jaw. Ask about the XL Mastiff Basket™ attachment.
Optional beige wrap so it looks like every other object in Summerlin.
| Mode | Range | Best for | Sound effect |
|---|---|---|---|
| LOB | 8–15 ft | Bin is right there, you're just lazy | Gentle "plop" |
| HENDERSON | 20–35 ft | Suburban lot, one fence, no witnesses | "Whoosh" |
| STRATOSPHERE | 47 ft+ | Not recommended. Included anyway. | Full slot jackpot |
Order in the next 15 minutes and we'll DOUBLE your order. Two Poop Slinger 4000s. One for the front yard, one for the back. Or dual-wield. We're not cops.